I was walking around town feeling really groovie,
looking to spend time watching a good movie.
I saw a sign depicting a movie starring Megan Fox,
didn't care about the title, and bought popcorn in a box.
I sat down to watch, with my eyes watering in tears,
this was the stupidest movie produced in many years.
Jennifer's body was a failure, but what was really dandy,
Megan Fox is a beauty, real eye candy.