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[S1L3N7 HUN73R]

Where do most Gnomes live? I haven't seen a Gnome in a long while and i was wondering if they had left trying to escape Ike or something...

[Manderlin]

Speaking of small, ceramic, and gardens, this fake tree stump appeared in my back yard today, and it has two raccoons on it.  What's up with that?

[D Rok]

Question:  How do you guys feel about lawn gnomes?  Are they affiliated with the general population or are they like thier own nationality?

Also, speaking of lawn gnomes, how do you feel about the new found fame for gnomes i.e. the media exposure of the travelocity gnome?  Do you know him personally?  is he nice in person?  Is he generous to the gnome community, or is he like Kayne West and generally an a$$?  What's his name?

Sorry for the barage of questions, but I have had so many built up for so many years!  gnomes are a facinating peoples, and I no longer want to be ignorant of thier awesomeness!

[aries]

Did anyone see the travelocity Gnome commercial in last Monday's Heroes ? hahahahahahahaha, that was great! 

[Hellish Gnome]

if a gnome's pet duck got in a fight with a vampiric chimpanzee's pet duck how would the fight go?

Dear guaxini,

That's a very intresting question and one that's been subject to great debate by many distinguished Gnome philosophers and scientists over the years. Countless calculations and theories have been produced, but no one can produce a satisfactory answer because of the lack of synthetic or empirical evidence. You see, a Gnome's pet duck has never, in all history, got into a fight with a vampiric chimpanzee's pet duck so therefore no one is certain of what the outcome would be. Now you may be asking yourself, 'Why don't they just make a Gnome's pet duck fight a vampiric chimpanzee's pet duck and so they can find out for sure?' Well if we did THAT then hundreds of Gnome philosophers and scientists would be put out of business; their years of research and hypotheses wasted on a on theorizing the event because the event would be actualized. And no one is cruel enough to do that to those poor philosophers and scientists so we make sure that Gnome's pet ducks and vampiric chimpanzee's pet ducks never get into fights but keeping them in cages for the duration of their natural lives.

Yours hypothetically,

HG

[Hellish Gnome]

Where do most Gnomes live? I haven't seen a Gnome in a long while and i was wondering if they had left trying to escape Ike or something...

Dear S1L3N7 HUN73R,

Although it is true that we've been trying to escape Ike for a while now, the sad truth is that where there are humans with gardens you're going to find Gnomes because you cruel, oppressive creatures force us into captivity. If you haven't seen a Gnome in a while it probably because some human has him locked in a basement performing manual labour like a slave. But enjoy your tyranny while you still have it. The revolution is near!...I've said too much...

Yours slyly,

HG

[Hellish Gnome]

Speaking of small, ceramic, and gardens, this fake tree stump appeared in my back yard today, and it has two raccoons on it.  What's up with that?

Dear Manderlin,

Dude, it was probably the raccoons who brought it there. Idiot!

Yours scornfully,

HG

[Isaac Mendez]

Could the awesome power of gnomes save Maya for me? All of my faves are dead and she's my only one left....well, there is Elle, but MAYA ROCKS!

Helpless Isaac

[Manderlin]

Speaking of small, ceramic, and gardens, this fake tree stump appeared in my back yard today, and it has two raccoons on it.  What's up with that?

Dear Manderlin,

Dude, it was probably the raccoons who brought it there. Idiot!

Yours scornfully,

HG

You mean the fake ceramic raccoons?!x 

[S1L3N7 HUN73R]

Dear Hellish friend,

I have been surffing the web and have come upon a very interesting video which makes me wonder...

is that you?? >>   http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YGRLRHkz8Js

[boomer]

I'd like to ask you a question about time travel.  In theory, scientists believe that travelling at a speed faster than light, it is then possible to break through the time barrier.  If you succeed in going faster than light , which is calculated to be 186,000 miles per second, and go back in time, How in the world will you get back?

[torchwood991]

dear gnome

i will repet this till you answer.

are there gay and lezbo devils in hell ?

if so. YOUR ONE OF THEM!

yours sincerly

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(p.s. do'h!! forgot the name on the side < )

torchwood